WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND:"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE:"You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND:(makes audible groan)
WIFE:"Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND:"Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE:"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND:"Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE:"Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE:"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND:"That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE:"Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND:"No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE:"Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND:"Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE:-- silence --
HUSBAND: "shit."
Monday 13 February 2012
Monday Racing at Wolverhampton - you have to be kidding!
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I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.
As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin.
Three hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, "These guys have lost the plot!"
excellent - even made my wife laugh -
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