forum and martins Peril!

Hi Guys have got the nap for the Vfb table on the forum 

and as it always slips his mind  Martyn martin?  Matren?---has put  up his but trys to keep it secret! (forgets to post here or the forum ) -- so to make him squirm - here it is!

Wessex King  in the 5.15 Bangor  - how i love to make him think he's too superstitious 

forum is at http://groups.google.com/group/timeform-radio-trends-and-stats-forum

 add yourself and lets get the dialogue going!
 just a thought for the day

Japanese - vending machine -- notice - "

'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........

which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.

Bob